If you are here to see current examples of my work, I regret that this page is a little old. It predates CSS. In fact, other than tacking new bits on every now and again, this site has not been updated since before 1995.
This whole site has accreted over the years since I first made this page, in 1994, like some kind of sediment settling out from the flow my life. I flirted for a couple years with a Drupal site, but something that organised wasn't what I wanted from a personal webserver: I just want somewhere to slap a file or page, and have it stay there for the next couple of decades, unchanged. A junkyard.
Everything below this point is likely to be obsolete.